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HOW COULD SUCH A LARGE GROUP OF PEOPLE BE SO STUPID?

I understand singular stupidity. One person doing something idiotic. Maybe even three or four.

But please explain to me how an entire classroom of students somehow thought it was ok to follow their teacher's assignment and share one stick of gum between everyone. So they could learn about the "dangers of sexual promiscuity."

Now. Ok. Breathe. Before you slam your head on your desk, think about this:

This has happened more than once.

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That's my fist. On my keyboard.

I found that editorial (which I'll dissect in a second) through Think Progress. I laughed for a millisecond before I felt a bit of bile in my throat. It's not a joke. This actually happened.

So I clicked on the hyperlink, which brought me to the Washington Post editorial. I want to first make it apparent that I do agree with Marc Fisher's stance: Why the hell was such a nutjob organization given the task of teaching students about the complexity of sexual relations, especially since their mission statement is so massively simplistic?

(That statement: "Pregnancy is not the root problem, but a symptom of a lifestyle that is outside of God's will." Hmm. Are you surprised it's run by Christians?)

And guess how many people were exposed to this?

...the county repeatedly approved the Pregnancy Center's abstinence program, which was presented to more than 6,500 Montgomery eighth- and 10th-graders last year. She produces a stack of evaluations of the program by teachers and students, many of whom singled out the gum game for praise as a dramatic way to get across the role peer pressure plays in making bad decisions.

Even more baffling than this disgusting game are the other games they'd play. Like Pass the STD. Or "Exlax Game."

Exlax Game. Shall I elaborate? (I shall.)

In this game, students were handed squares of Hershey's chocolate, but before they popped the candy, they were told that a few kids had instead received Ex-Lax laxatives. Still want to eat it? Few did, and, in fact, Tierney assures me that although this exercise "really freaks them out," it is only a mind game designed to drive home the idea of random risk -- no laxatives were distributed to students.

WHAT THE HELL. You know some teachers got a kick out of slipping in a real piece of ExLax.

So why does this matter? Because when you leave this kind of education to a private organization with it's own agenda, this is what happens:

Those outsiders have a hidden agenda of their own. Tierney assures me there is no religious content to the school lessons. But her abstinence instructor says she makes a point of offering each class free pregnancy tests at the center. There, Tierney shows me how each woman who comes in for a test gets the full-court antiabortion press: a showcase of cute little plastic fetuses, a walk through a treasure chest of baby clothes, a video on the ravages of abortion and a sonogram "so they can hear the beating heart and see that this is a real, live baby," Tierney says.

"If a woman is totally panic-stricken and confused, if she wants to know that God loves her and has a plan for her, we're here for her," she says. "If she doesn't want to hear it, fine. There's no condemnation."

Tierney suspects the school system was "looking for a way to get rid of us" because of the center's religious, antiabortion perspective. Edwards says religion played no role in the approval or expulsion of the center.

Tierney is searching for a way back into the system's good graces: "If we're not there, who is going to give them the abstinence message?" How about the professionals we pay to do the job -- the teachers?

I'd rather have the Queen of fucking England talk to me about sexual education than you.



Posted on 02/15/2007 10:04 AM Visits: 416
quent4949: 02/15/2007 10:24 AM
You need a livejournal account. Because this could go on the Mock the stupid.
PanasonicYouth: 02/15/2007 10:25 AM
For.
Reals.

But you have permission to repost that! If you want, just link to it from your account. :)
quent4949: 02/15/2007 10:28 AM
I will do that. Do you want me to post this link on my submission?
PanasonicYouth: 02/15/2007 11:57 AM
Yes, if you can!
JargonTalk ©: 02/15/2007 1:25 PM
Lemmings! Didn't anyone in that school ever hear of the word "NO" or is everyone there afraid of the evangelical whack-job lunatics from the Rockville Pregnancy Center?
chelseakey: 02/17/2007 10:47 AM
This is like the program they have at my school, only like 500 times worse. Eek. We had to play this STD "Jeopardy" game, and one of the questions was, "What's the best way to make sure that you don't have an STD?" Everyone said, uh, duh, get tested. Seriously, everyone said that. The "correct" answer? Don't have sex. That's all they ever told us. Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant. And die.
megansara: 02/17/2007 11:56 PM
I am going to hold my tongue. seriously. because i could type for 452 hours on this topic alone. so i will say three things and then i will stfu.
number one..EDUCATION DOES NOTHING BUT HELP PEOPLE. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER.
number two..LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE. someone who is condemning young adults [or teenagers.. whatever] for their own personal choices needs to make sure they're perfect before they pull this fucking evangelical christian damn-you-to-hell BS. and they're not perfect.
number three..WTF AT THE EXLAX GAME. WHAT. THE. FUCK. i just cannot fathom these sick, self righteous people who think it's funny to mess with other people's children. please alert the parents. ugh.

and i am a christian, southern baptist, jesus loving, god-fearing, pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, pro-just about everything liberal democrat. i swear it. so nobody pull the "you hate jesus" card on me. thankyou.
123xlovexmex: 02/18/2007 5:21 PM
I have one question..What happened to the seperation of church and state?
marinna: 02/18/2007 5:41 PM
im shocked. this is fucking sick.. and seriously, what the hell is the world coming to??.
this is me being afraid for not only myself and others, but for future generations. too many people have lost their goddamn mind.
nun: 08/12/2008 8:57 PM
People like you are why this world is so fucked up. 20 years ago kids played in the mud and with tin toys that could take your head off. But non of those kids got there head taken off. Why? Because they were taught at home at a early age. If a kid reached for a stove they would be disciplined and told it was hot. If a kid reached again he would be allowed to make his own choice. Then when he burnt him self he was told "your not gonna do that again now are you" But not any more now the mothers are afread of cps and other bull shit and child gets sheltered and grows up pointing at other peoples mistakes wanting to shelter the world from bull shit and wasting $ on tons of therapy. They should have given all those kids exlax and then slapped the parents of the kids who ate the exlax. Also the parents of the children who ate the gum should be slapped to for not teaching the children any better. You need kicked in the nuts for being pansie cruton eating bitch.
PanasonicYouth: 08/13/2008 10:45 AM
What? Who are you talking to?
"Hmm. Are you surprised it's run by Christians?"
That kind of pissed my off but I understand where you are coming from. I can't believe that some people are that stupid. Someone must have thought "Hey, ever think that this isn't the safest thing to do?" and they should have said something.
"Pregnancy is not the root problem, but a symptom of a lifestyle that is outside of God's will." They should realize that not everyone is going to follow in God's name like I have chosen. They have to make that choice on their own and not be forced to. That just causes people to rebel. No school system has the right to force anything on anyone and even if they were following in God's name, no one can be the perfect Christian or something.
So I guess that was my Christianity rant. Some people are just naturally stupid anyway if they really didn't feel comfortable doing what the teacher instructed then they should have had the nerve to say something. What ever happened to speaking or mind and standing up for yourself?
gemmaxloves: 08/13/2008 11:01 AM
would it not have been easier and more cost efficient to get the whole class to lick a toilet?
mollyloretta: 08/13/2008 11:35 AM
Okay. I come from Iowa. We've got plenty of Christians, Catholics, Lutherans, etc, and while I don't know how our private religious schools teach sexual education, I was blessed to go to a wonderful public school, where they began teaching sexual education in fifth and sixth grade. We learned that while, yes, the safest way to abstain from getting STDs or getting pregnant was in fact to abstain from sex, they didn't hesitate or neglect to show us the different forms of contraceptives, photographs of the different various STDs, including having to write a paper on each one, and having people from different clinics to come in and discuss with us what the people who contract these STDs get for treatment, but also the different types of abortion. I also learned the different types of abortion in my religious class that my parents required me to take. Why? Because they knew they couldn't stop us from doing anything, but they might as well educate us so we know what consequences our actions may face.

It reminds me of an episode of Boston Legal, where a teenager contracted the AIDS virus and the family sued the school [a Christian school, mind you] because they merely taught abstinence-only, and didn't teach about the different STDs, let alone the use of contraceptives. I wonder if I can find the ending statement on YouTube, seeing as it was extremely insightful and I agree 100%, they need to teach every aspect of it, and then let people go from there. People need to realize that regardless of what they teach, they can't control what people do in their private lives -- They should keep that in mind when creating their lesson plans and teach them to live the safest way they possibly can, and explain to them what could possibly happen.

As for sharing the gum.... Herpes Simplex 1, anybody? *Bangs head to desk* I wonder how many of those kids have genetic cold sores and could have spread that onto the rest of the class [considering you can contract it whether or not you have a sore, which anyone who's taught that would know]. Yes, not genital herpes, but that doesn't make it anymore attractive when you have an open sore on your face.

UGH! This is what makes me hate private religious schools, I don't think that they remotely get the proper education on life skills and learning how to safely live your life.... They learn the way the Bible was interpreted [seeing as it was written hundreds of years after Jesus died, plus they picked and chose what to put into the Bible, and the Bible we have now is LOOSELY translated, as they don't have anyone who speaks in the proper tongue to translate the original documentations.... And it's been altered and changed over the years, face it, it's fact]. Let's remember that "the Bible" merely means "the Book." Anything anyone gets out of it is simple interpretation.

Plus, if God didn't want us to learn from our mistakes and follow everything the Bible says, why do we have free will? If he made us, he could have taken it away, and he still could, but we still have it and as far as I know [Agnostic] we always will. Might as well teach us how to live our lives the safest we can and teach us the possibility of the consequences if we don't follow abstinence.

And not share gum. SERIOUSLY. Who's parents DIDN'T teach them not to do shit like that when they were three!?
mollyloretta: 08/13/2008 11:35 AM
Wow, uh, sorry, that was long.
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