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Man attempts to open a bank account with $1 million bill.

NO WAY!

LOOK AT THAT!!!

That's so spectacular. I love that there are three marker test lines on the bill. (You run a special marker over $100 bills to check if they're real. I remember this from my retail days!) As if they really had to check if this $1 million bill was actually real.

You've got to hand it to the guy: That's a pretty bold move on his part. And it looks pretty real, too!

Posted on 11/28/2007 10:01 AM Visits: 328
Seb ™★★★: 11/28/2007 10:16 AM
That dude has some front.

This makes me think of the Simpsons & Mr Burns.
melpixie: 11/28/2007 10:16 AM
that's great, the first thing I noticed was the test marker marks too
jennybean: 11/28/2007 10:18 AM
And he actually got mad at them?!
illacquiredtaste: 11/28/2007 10:20 AM
Hahaha what a dumbass for cursing out the bank workers though... that is a sure fire way to get the police involved and your stupid ass caught. Where I work, we have to check $50 and $100 bills to ensure they are real. I hear some places even do this for $20 bills, which would piss me off because that's all that people use.
unsceneunheard: 11/28/2007 10:20 AM
yeah i was thinking trillion dollar bill from the simpsons too.
jennybean: 11/28/2007 10:22 AM
I hear some places even do this for $20 bills, which would piss me off because that's all that people use.
We do that here and it's SO annoying because like you said, everyone uses $20.
elisabetx92: 11/28/2007 10:27 AM
Haha
bobwong: 11/28/2007 10:38 AM
I love that he tried to make it look like one of the new bills. They haven't produced anything larger than a $100 bill since I don't know when. There used to be $500 (maybe $1,000 too, not sure about that) which were meant to be used for transactions between banks only, but of course some of them got out into the public. But they haven't been produced since maybe the 1930s.

Anybody know who the president on the $1,000,000 is? I'm not sure. Is it Taft?
starset: 11/28/2007 11:58 AM
Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay.
Money, it's a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team.

Money, it's a crime.
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie.
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise that they're
giving none away.

pink floyd
starset: 11/28/2007 12:02 PM
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/02/16/ap/s trange/mainD8FQ6NCO1.shtml

Eight People Duped in Fake $1M Bill Scam

TOKYO, Feb. 16, 2006
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(A P) Eight people in southern Japan forked over 150 million yen ($1.27 million) to a man who promised huge returns involving fake American $1 million bills and then disappeared with their money, a news report said Thursday.

The United States Treasury does not make $1 million bills.
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Hi..your note is not real.No American currency was ever printed with this denomination.It is a replica probably printed it the 1950-1960 era.It has no value.

Pete
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http://www.milliondollarbillshop.com/
Cowless Taco: 11/28/2007 2:04 PM
Hahaha that is amazingly awesome. It looks real except the rips and folds make it look fake...
Ikky-ikky-arriba!: 11/28/2007 2:56 PM
hahahahaha.... its a convincing fake.
ten points for trying kiddo!
oh, and a jail sentence :P
ooo: 11/28/2007 4:49 PM
Who's on that bill? Is that Taft?
lovefromeponine: 11/28/2007 4:52 PM
they gave me a $100 at best buy.
I was like "wtf am I supposed to do with this? I can't even spend it anywhere"
feelin13again: 11/28/2007 5:57 PM
That guy must have a hard time walking - what the huuuge balls he has.
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