Trent Lott is gay

Trent Lott is gay??!?!?!?!

OMG THIS COULD BE THE BEST GAY REPUBLICAN SCANDAL EVER.

The Gospel of Jesus' General is reporting that Trent Lott is resigning because it's been discovered he had a professional gay escort on his "staff." (He announced a week ago that he was throwing the towel in, but gave no real reason.)

Benjamin Nicholas, known worldwide as one of the most professional (and discreet) gay escorts, has publicly stated to DC blog BigHeadDC that:

“Here’s my public comment, on-the-record: Sen. Lott and I have no current affiliation with one another. I’m sure he would appreciate no further scrutiny."

I don't see a denial that they had past affiliation in there. Nope, none at all.

Nicholas told Big Head DC today via e-mail that he didn’t want to go on the record to talk about his dealings with Lott, because, said Nicholas, “Trent is going through his fair share of scrutiny right now and I don’t want to add to it.” However, e-mail and other records confirm that the two have met on at least two occasions.

“All I can say at this point is no comment,” Nicholas told us. “It’s the professional thing for me to do.”

In a subsequent e-mail message, Nicholas confirmed that another publication is working on a story about a “possible relationship” between Lott and himself, but Nicholas also “politely declined” an interview for that story.

“As I said before, Lott has quite a bit on his plate right now and I don’t really want to add fuel to the embers,” Nicholas told Big Head DC.

oh.
my.
lord.

Incredible. Could this be the scandal that finally dismantles the douchebag, in-the-closet Republicans who routinely work against gay rights?

WE CAN ONLY HOPE.

PS: You thought I wasn't going to share Benjamin Nicholas' site? Psht! I'm better than that.

Have fun browsing around this and then imagine a naked Trent Lott in his bed.

Sorry.

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Comments (20)

	hushmoney: 12/03/2007 10:23 AM HAHAHAHAHA. This is so perfect. I think it just made my week! I don't think this will make other conservatives feel safe to come out though...and they'll probably continue to deny Lott's gayness.
	Buzznet's Official New Age Amazon: 12/03/2007 10:38 AM I heard about this last week, that supposedly Larry Flint had more dirt on Lott than he was at liberty to mention. And I agree that it won't make anyone else come out. They'll just act shocked and talk about how they never knew and would never have guessed and keep treating homosexuality like something dirty and scandalous :(
	hushmoney: 12/03/2007 10:39 AM Oh yeah, more Lary Craig news: http://news.aol.com/story/_a/senator-fa ces-new-gay-sex-allegations/200712030812099900 01?ncid=NWS00010000000001
	ignatz: 12/03/2007 11:15 AM gotta whole Lott o'love NEEAARROOOW gotta whole Lott o'love NEAARRRROOW
	pixeltopia: 12/03/2007 12:07 PM oh dear sweet judy garland in the name of all that is gay and holy PLEASE let this be true!
	Harold Bensington: 12/03/2007 12:31 PM Ooh! I pray that this is true! It would be so wonderful! =DD
	Harold Bensington: 12/03/2007 12:33 PM And DAMN! If all I have to do is become a politician to get myself a guy like Bejamin Nicholas, sign me up!! lol
	mnone: 12/03/2007 1:02 PM panasonicyouth said: Have fun browsing around this and then imagine a naked Trent Lott in his bed. -_- You sonofabitch.
	ooo: 12/03/2007 1:05 PM If I could cross my fingers any tighter, they would literally explode. I so hope this is real, I have no words.
	counterculture from the underground: 12/03/2007 1:17 PM ah, you can't get more hypocritical than that. this is right up there with all those right-wing mamas leaving their kids with nannies so they can go on speaking tours advocating cuts to child care.
	skrillex666girl: 12/03/2007 3:16 PM shapeshifter said: ah, you can't get more hypocritical than that. this is right up there with all those right-wing mamas leaving their kids with nannies so they can go on speaking tours advocating cuts to child care. yeah so true i don't get why people do that.
	justinhop: 12/03/2007 4:30 PM muah ha ha ha ha
	havox: 12/03/2007 4:55 PM it's always the good ole' christian boys, ain't it? this is what happens. everyone just be comfortable with who you are! being happy is worth more than a reputation! urgh!
	Buzznet's Official MiseryXchord™: 12/03/2007 6:04 PM panasonicyouth said: I don't see a denial that they had past affiliation in there. Nope, none at all. His blog: "I have not, nor have I ever seen or had contact with Senator Trent Lott. It's as simple as that. It never happened." ... but I'd try to reassure my, ah, "guys", of my continued discretion, too, if it got blown all over the Internet tht I was "escorting" a Republican...
	devyndezray: 12/03/2007 8:58 PM THIS IS SO AWESOME.
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