God, Please Save These Troubled States

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK?

No. I can't possibly believe that's true. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?

Let's break this down some more:

-K-Fed's "Item" appearance was a possibly political ploy to give off a more conservative look. "In the multi-page spread, Mr. Federline debuts a new clean-cut and decidedly conservative look that he hopes will appeal to the growing number of independents and swing voters who reside in the 30th district. "This is basically K-Fed saying 'here I am y'all, ready to represent," says a source close to the performer."

Are you really ready to "represent" the 30th Congressional District? Do you even know what that entails? And do you somehow think that by dressing conservatively in ONE magazine, we'll forget that you look like trailer trash every other time you walk out of the house and appear in public?

Nevermind that. There are more important issues to address:

"Mr. Federline's antipathy towards the measure was in part ideological—he is a strong opponent of socially redistributive policies—but may also have been motivated by his reported dislike of filmmaker and political activist Rob Reiner. "K-Fed thinks that Reiner should stop shooting his mouth off about complex political issues and stick to making movies," says a source close to the performer."

So wait. When was K-Fed even remotely aware of what a socially redistributive policy was? Does he even recognize words past 5 characters?

News to me.

But most importantly:

"K-Fed thinks that Reiner should stop shooting his mouth off about complex political issues and stick to making movies," says a source close to the performer."

Well guess what? I think you should stop shooting your mouth off about complex political issues and stick to making shitty, deplorable music and riding the coattails of your miserable wife.

I don't think I've ever completed a bulletin survey. This one is interesting though.

List your Top 25 on Last.FM

1: A.F.I.
2: Ignite
3: Good Riddance
4: Murder By Death
5: Bad Religion
6: Against Me
7: The Dillinger Escape Plan
8: The Evens
9: Paint It Black
10: Ceremony
11: Metallica
12: Final Fight
13: From Ashes Rise
14: Dag Nasty
15: Trial
16: Strung Out
17: American Nightmare
18: Kid Dynamite
19: Descendents
20: Dangers
21: 7Seconds
22: Depeche Mode
23: The Nerve Agents
24: Career Suicide
25: Gorilla Biscuits


Now answer the questions according to the numbers:

What was the first song you ever heard by 6?
Fuck. I really don't remember. Probably "Pints of Guiness..."

What is your favorite album by 2?
Call On My Brothers. The new one is close behind.

What is your favorite lyric that 1 has sung?
Pretty much all of "...but home is nowhere.

How many times have you seen 11 live?
Never! Seriously, I've been listening to them since I was 8. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

What is your favorite song by 7?
CHRIST. That's hard. It's a toss up between:
Van Damsel
When Good Dogs Do Bad Things
Clip The Apex...Accept Instruction

What is a good memory you have involving 20?
Recording the back up vocals for them this past weekend for their upcoming LP. Shit is gonna be amazing.

Is there a song by 3 that makes you sad?
Sad? It's Good Riddance! It all makes me happy!

What is your favorite lyric that 14 has sung?
"I heard this. I heard that. What do I believe?"

What is your favorite song by 19?
FUCK. WAY TOO HARD. Probably "I'm Not A Loser" or "Everything Sucks."

How did you get in to 22?
Heard them from my older brother.

What was the first song you heard by 21?
"Not Just Boys Fun"

What is your favorite song by 4?
Easy. "End of the Line"

How many time have you seen 10 live?
It was supposed to be my first time this past Saturday, but no luck.

What is a good memory you have involving 13?
Seeing them headline the Troubadour and getting to see Paint It Black for the first time.

Is there a song by 23 that makes you sad?
Never.

What is your favorite album of 15?
SO EASY. "Are These Our Lives?"

What is your favorite lyric that 9 has sung?
Quite a few. I really enjoy Yemin's style. I'd say:
"Your body's a cemetery and you'll drown in your own waste."
"Brothers and sisters, here's my decision: FUCK COMPETITION and turn my back on division. Did we learn the difference between "want" and "need"? Can we be the soil if this song is the seed?"
"So here's to the skinned knees and sutured hearts. Here's to the unhappy endings and all the false starts."

What is your favorite song by 8?
All These Governors

What is your favorite song by 16?
Funny that Ramon and I have the same band as number 16. Anyway, this is really tough. Razor Sex. Radio Suicide. Her Name In Blood.

How many times have you seen 5 live?
Hahahaha. 33 times.

What is your favorite album by 12?
The only one they got! Under Attack.

What is a good memory you have involving 25?
Covering New Direction at practice once.

What was the first song you heard by 18?
pH Decontrol. (To date, my favorite song by them.)

What is your favorite song by 17?
am/pm

What is your favorite album by 24?
Every song they have.