October 31, 2007President Bush's War On The Democrats
I'm not making this up. I swear!
We've all seen President Bush reject SCHIP legislation because it's too costly, and then immediately ask Congress for billions of dollars to fund the war in Iraq. There were many facepalms and headdesks that day. (Were you one of them? Maybe I should start a support group for all of us who have suffered immense physical pain due to the Bush administration's constant stupidity and absurdity.) So imagine my surprise reading this teaser bit on Yahoo:
234 1234 632476 635274523!#$%#@$$@# #$%$%^@%^@$%^@$%^@!^!^!#%$!#$% YOU ARE NOT FISCALLY PRUDENT AT ALL, YOU STUPID IDIOT. HOW IS SPENDING TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON A MISGUIDED, FALSIFIED WAR FISCALLY PRUDENT? I simply don't understand this anymore. Never in my lifetime has corruption and moronic logic been so blatant to me. Read through the rest of the article. Bush is now taking shots at the Democratic Party; while I'm not their biggest fan at all, you've got to atleast appreciate that they've done something since holding the majority in both houses. But bah. This is sickening.
Posted on 10/31/2007 10:11 AM Comments (30)
October 29, 2007Buzznet Movie Review: The Mist
Reading Stephen King as a pre-pubescent mess was very much an act of rebellion for me. I was a raised in a non-denominational (but needlessly strict) religious household. At a very young age, my personal boundaries were hammered into my skull: No sex. No violence. No blasphemy. No swearing. No no no no no no.
I first picked up Night Shift, King’s first short story collection, at a yard sale down the street from me for only $3. But I didn’t ever read the book in the open, for fear of my mother taking it away from me. Looking back now, a lot of these stories seem to have their premises ripped off of other movies and a ton of H.P. Lovecraft pieces. But goddamn, they were so fun. The morbid matter at hand in “Grey Matter.” The twisted “solution” provided by “Quitters, Inc.” The overall creepiness of “I Am The Doorway.” And “The Lawnmower Man” is so patently absurd, it scared the shit out of me as a kid. I moved on to his novels after that. I read The Stand first, which my older brother had left behind after he moved. I was hooked. I moved on to It. I’ve still never quite read anything like it. I’ve read most of his books, but I gave up on him somewhere around the age of 17. And not until earlier this year, when my friend Ty recommended I read Skeleton Crew, did I read anything by Stephen King. “The Mist” is the collection’s first story. It’s more of a novella (clocking in just over 120 pages) and I had to read it again immediately upon finishing. After a freak storm covers a small Maine town in a blinding mist, things begin to appear and attack survivors housed in a local grocery store. It’s apocalyptic view of the world, as well as it’s believable characters, sold me. To date, it stands as my favorite piece written by Stephen King. ![]() So imagine my joy to learn that, of all people, the wonderful Frank Darabont would be directing the film. He’s already successfully adapted The Green Mile and The Shawshank Redemption. And, for a story that’s so fiercely loved by King fans, I can’t imagine a more perfect person to be manning the wheel. For those who have read “The Mist” and enjoy it as much as I do, you won’t be disappointed with this film adaptation. It’s a nearly word-for-word, plot twist-by-plot twist identical reading of the novel. But what I found most impressive was Darabont’s ability to capture the overwhelming aura of this situation. As with the novella, the movie is shot almost entirely in one setting: the local grocery store. During the day, the store is brightly lit. Darabont alternates between shots of individual aisles and wide overhead shots of the entire store. By giving us a full look of the entire set, the claustrophobia sets in. We know exactly how much space there is and we know exactly where everyone (and everything) can hide. The first scene with one of the mist’s “creatures” takes place in the backroom of the store. After a generator malfunctions, two local men (and store employees) goad a young man (Norm) out to clear whatever is blocking it. This is against the urgings of the main character, local artist David Drayton (played wonderfully by Thomas Jane). As the first tentacle slipped under the rolling gate, I wasn’t really impressed. This is the only special effect in the whole movie that didn’t work for me. Actually, the part simply looked unfinished and, having seen the other scenes that use CG-effects, this seems to be the case. But, this aside, the scene is a great representation of the mounting chaos that is present in the character’s environments. As I said, later uses of CG are spectacular. The mutant flies? Fascinating. The pteradactyl-like creatures? Spectacular. But it’s the movies’ spiders that are absolutely horrifying. Maybe it’s my old phobia coming back to haunt me, but spiders that can burst out of a human’s body and shoot acid cobwebs are fucking terrifying to me. But what separates this from normal horror fair is the acting. Let it be known: I fucking LOVE ensemble casts. And this cast is absolutely perfect. Darabont has cast a group of people who so gloriously resemble the exact type of people King envisioned in his novella. After seeing the film, I can’t picture anyone else as Mrs. Carmody. (Marcia Gay Harden is completely evil as the religious fanatic who calls the “disaster” the End Times, as prophesized in Revelations.) Nathan Gamble is a perfect Billy Drayton. (I’ll call it now: that kid is gonna appear in a ton of movies.) And Toby Jones embodies the meek, yet heroic character of Ollie Weeks very well. Knowing there are so many people stuck in the grocery store makes the movie all the more exciting. There are simply that many more variables to take into account as the creatures in the mist begin to realize there are people hiding in the store. I won’t spoil the ending for those who have never read the novella. But if you’re a fan, be forewarned. Frank Darabont hasn’t so much changed it as he has added on to it. The movie, save for a few tiny fluctuations, is an exact copy of the story, right up to Stephen King’s ending. Darabont’s addition, however, will deeply divide fans of the novella; it’s a huge risk for the man who has so faithfully adapted King’s stories in the past. The addition completely changes the mood of the film to be one of the most depressing endings I’ve ever seen. (To give you an idea, if you thought David Fincher’s Seven was a dark movie, The Mist seems to have been penned by Satan.) But that’s all I will say. I stand by Frank Darabont’s adaptation, beginning to end. This is a smart, psychological horror movie that’s every bit about the gore, the terror, the monsters, and adding brains to the story. I wasn’t disappointed in the slightest. The ending, if anything, simply makes sense. Hell, any movie that gives me nightmares about its subject the night I watch is a good piece of cinema to me.
Posted on 10/29/2007 9:40 PM Comments (18)
October 26, 2007I'm in Vegas right now. Thievery Corporation tonight, Vegoose tomorrow!
Richard, myself, and RenegadeMartian are staying in the shadiest hotel ever, The Greek Isles. Apparently, there's some crazy convention here that has all the hotels booked. We're right down the street from the Hilton and Circus Circus. And like....a few miles from Ronald's vegan donuts. And that's all that matters.
Thievery Corporation is playing a show at the House of Blues tonight. I'm meeting up with Kron to catch them. Then it's all day music tomorrow! GOGOL BORDELLO MASTODON MIA IGGY AND THE STOOGES QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE DAFT PUNK They'll be taking up my day. Life is good. Vegas still sucks. More stuff after I get back from Thievery Corp! Follow along by joining the official Vegoose Community! Related Groups:
Vegoose
Posted on 10/26/2007 9:30 PM Comments (23)
Please support Buzznet member Nonnon's album release!!!!
As far as I know (and correct me if I'm wrong), this is the first full album release by a longtime Buzznet user! And after giving the tracks a few spins on MySpace, I'm totally fucking sold.
Lapsed + nonnon have created a fascinating bit of low key hip-hop matched against bubbling, muted electronics. The album, The Death of Convenience, came out this past Monday, October 22. This is the third outing from Lapsed and my first real experience with Dave's music. When I read his blog about the album release, I headed over to his MySpace to check out a few of the tracks. "Dead End Stare" (which features Buck Dexter) jerks along at odd time intervals, bursting with bits of atonal key chords. The low end bass beats are muted, quiet, yet perfectly matched against multiple drum lines. Dexter flows against this stark landscape; for me, it's clear to hear Nonnon's musical influences bleed through to his turntable scratches and his minimalist break about halfway through. It's a creepy atmosphere for a song, but the vocal lines and beats hold it in line. I like this. It doesn't sound like any hip hop I've been exposed to. "Kill The Messenger" opens with a twisted and refracted vocal line, which descends into some polyrhythmic beats struggling to make an appearance. Nonsense (a most underrated MC from the UK) gets the first verse and I'll be damned if this doesn't sound fantastic. When the bass finally slips in, I'm reminded of the simplistic and powerful lines Reznor wrote under some of the songs on The Fragile and With_Teeth. Vocal lines morph into presence at the end of the song, mixed in with the distorted beats and dischordant electro-beeps. The volume swells and instrumental lines of "Hapless Plastic" are subtle, but add so much texture and depth to the track. It's a remix by Ra and it's all over the place; the turntable freak out midway through the song is controlled by a steady bass line and keys. The beat rumbles along steadily, even if everything around it is in chaos. Even if their previous efforts may have been more focused on electronic experimentation, one thing is clear: The Death of Convenience is a hip-hop album, through and through. But it's simply in a league of it's own. I definitely plan to spend some more time with this (as soon as my copy arrives, that is!) Please visit www.adnoiseam.net and nab a copy of this album. Not just because nonnon rules, but seriously. Check this out and expand your musical horizons. Related Groups:
Buzznet Album Reviews
Posted on 10/26/2007 10:27 AM Comments (13)
October 25, 2007Government's "Terror Watch List" grows to more than 755,000 names.
(I tip my hat to Shakes for directing me to this.)
Names. 755,000 names. Not people; just names. How absurd is this? How much more ridiculous can this possibly get?
But you know what's most horrifying about this? When the United States fucked up ever-so-gloriously in the case of Maher Arar, who accidently shared the same name as a real terrorist, they sent him to Syria, where he was subjected to years of torture. He's been cleared of all charges and Canada has agreed to pay him $10 million for his ordeal. Condoleeza Rice admits we fucked up. BUT WE STILL LEFT HIM ON THE WATCHLIST. HE STILL CAN'T COME INTO OUR COUNTRY. We are doomed.
Posted on 10/25/2007 10:04 AM Comments (27)
October 24, 2007RetroCrush's Top 100 Scariest Movie Scenes
I love horror movies. And I love feeling creeped.
So imagine my excitement to read Roberty Berry's 100 Scariest Movie Scenes for 2007. (He did it last year and I wanted to see what he changed this time around.) The list of movies on the left side are all clickable and, when applicable, you can actually watch the scene in question. But whatever. Lists usually suck and aren't that fun to read. What I love so much about this one, though, is that a movie can appear multiple times for specific scenes. (The Exorcist and The Shining are prime examples, as both those movies have more than one scary scene.) Beyond that, I also love that there are non-horror movies on the list: A ton of David Lynch (Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, and Mulholland Drive FTW!!!), that creepy Pink Elephant freak-out from Dumbo, the big "secret" from The Crying Game, and "Large Marge" from Pee Wee's Big Adventure. There aren't too many changes the second time around. The two main differences, though, make the list so much more genuine to me. At #7 is the Gurney Ride through Hell from Jacob's Ladder, one of the most underrated horror movies of all time. I first picked it up on a whim a couple years back. The entire idea of the movie creeped me out and by the time the twist ending became clear, I was blown away. But Berry's #1 choice is SO EXCELLENT. I know David Lynch is pretentious and fucking crazy, but I love Mulholland Drive so dearly. And that Winkies dream sequence is terrifying. The still camera and some wonderful character acting give the scene such a pervasive aura of suspense; as the dream slowly begins to come true, you're gripped. And the final moment? I once watched it with a girl who actually began to cry while watching it. Now that's scary. My complaints (and recommendations!): -The scene in Lost Highway where Bill Pullman is confronted by the man with the white makeup all over his face. To this day, I have a hard time watching this scene. It's so fucking creepy, and not in a fun way. -Like 40 million scenes in Who Can Kill a Child? Totally underrated and mentally mind-fucking horror movie from the 70s about a couple (one who is pregnant) who go to spend a weekend on an island off of Spain. They come to discover that all the adults have been murdered by children. Seems like such an absurd concept that it can't be scary, but through the use of bright, open spaces, and some incredibly creepy child actors, I was curled up into a little ball by the end of it. I could only find a trailer for it: -The basement torture scene from Frailty. Another missed gem of a horror movie. The kids and Bill Paxton are INCREDIBLE actors and that's what makes this movie work. I prefer the flashbacks to the present-time plot, and boy, it's a doozy. Imagine if your dad told you he was murdering people in the name of God. You revolt against him, because that's an absurd notion, so he FUCKING LOCKS YOU IN A CELLAR FOR A WEEK. Holy crap, amazing. -The final confrontation between Clarice Starling and Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. If you've never seen this movie, promptly jump off a cliff. Any others you'd recommend?
Posted on 10/24/2007 3:21 PM Comments (24)
How can you help victims of the brush fires of Southern California?
I grew up (for most of my life) in Riverside, CA. Here's a map:
![]() As you can see, Riverside is just southeast of Ontario and far east of Los Angeles. It's pretty much a desert, in most ways, with the exception of the Hidden Valley Wildlife Preserve, which ran behind my house. The Santa Ana River runs through it, so it's surrounded by thick foliage, most of it a bamboo forest. Here's one of the main entrances to the park ![]() It's pretty desolate. If you've seen my Los Angeles to Riverside biking video, the end of it is a great example of the area I lived in. Lots of rolling hills and dry brush. This meant that every year, as summer started, we always had to prepare for brush fires. The infamous Santa Ana winds that came down off the mountains make for a brush fire nightmare. I experienced my first brush fire in 1994, when the hills around my house caught fire. I remember thinking how fun it was to hose down the house and the grass in the backyard as ashes fell down on me. This was my initial reaction, of course. But I fully understood the danger of the predicament when I was told to pack a box of my most favorite belongings, in case we had to leave. I empathize so dearly with those that are suffering because of these fires. They're terrifying, mostly because you feel so goddamn helpless. So how can the rest of you help out the half million people who have been displaced? Run on over to Shakespeare's Sister and read this detailed post about the different charities and organizations you can donate to that will provide IMMEDIATE assistance to those in need. This is a great opportunity for your kindness and generosity to help someone RIGHT NOW. I just donated $20 to the Red Cross, even though I'm nearly broke! I know that, even if it seems like chump change, it helps. Make sure to check in with your friends out here in Southern California and see if they're ok. Give your emotional support too! Anything helps.
Posted on 10/24/2007 10:30 AM Comments (10)
October 23, 2007U.S. cannot account for a billion dollar Iraq contract.
I can't even fabricate such nonsense if I tried.
I just want to remind you that President Bush vetoed children's health care because it cost too much. Children's health care costs too much. The U.S. cannot account for a billion dollar Iraq contract. Children's health care costs too much. The U.S. cannot account for a billion dollar Iraq contract. Children's health care costs too much. The U.S. cannot account for a billion dollar Iraq contract. Children's health care costs too much. The U.S. cannot account for a billion dollar Iraq contract. Children's health care costs too much. The U.S. cannot account for a billion dollar Iraq contract. Children's health care costs too much. The U.S. cannot account for a billion dollar Iraq contract. Children's health care costs too much. The U.S. cannot account for a billion dollar Iraq contract. Children's health care costs too much. The U.S. cannot account for a billion dollar Iraq contract. Children's health care costs too much. The U.S. cannot account for a billion dollar Iraq contract. Children's health care costs too much. The U.S. cannot account for a billion dollar Iraq contract. Children's health care costs too much. The U.S. cannot account for a billion dollar Iraq contract. Nope. Still makes no sense to me.
Posted on 10/23/2007 9:40 AM Comments (36)
October 22, 2007"A handful of people who hate America...are losing their homes in a forest fire today."
If you recall my blog about Ann Coulter last week, you know that I believe we shouldn't ignore racist fuckwads in the mainstream media. We need to address their hysteria. We need to acknowledge what they've said...and then promptly destroy it with logic, reason, and tenacity.
I've blogged about him many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many times in the past. But easily, this has to be one of the most despicable things I've ever heard:
It is about time for someone to can this asshole. I've had to re-write these sentences over and over again, because my rage and anger causes me to have such base reactions to what Glenn Beck has said. I want him to experience racism. I want him to experience homophobia. I want him to experience the fear of having a forest fire come dangerously close to his house. Have you ever had to box up your personal belongings? I once had to stuff my favorite possessions into a single back pack when I was 11. Ever had to do that? Glenn Beck is a man of privilege. And he continues to rub that in our faces. For this, he doesn't deserve a second of air time ever again.
Posted on 10/22/2007 8:28 PM Comments (35)
HOT WATER MUSIC HAS REUNITED!!!!!!!
I'm not even going to lie; as soon as I read this over at PunkNews, tears hit my eyes.
I fucking ADORED this band growing up. And when they broke up, even thought I have loved the products of that split, I felt like a large part of my adolescence had passed as well. BUT OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Is it possible that I may finally get to see material from The New What Next live???? This is, without a doubt, the best news of 2007.
Posted on 10/22/2007 9:13 AM Comments (41)
October 20, 2007Dumbledore was gay. (!!!!!!!!!!)
Well, hello there Dumbledore! Your creator just outed you.
![]() Yes, yes, I know. The nerve of that gal! Though, we have to admit: we're really not all that surprised. I mean....well, come on!
Posted on 10/20/2007 9:23 AM Comments (135)
October 19, 2007Comcast has begun to block certain types of traffic.
Could this be the start of the real Net Neutrality war?
If so, Comcast has thrown the proverbial first stone; they've directed their aim to high speed internet subscribers who are attempting to share files, regardless of what those files are. Here's an example of what happens, using BitTorrent:
But all the more disgusting to me is the fact that Comcast didn't even inform their own subscribers that they were instituting this policy:
I currently use AT&T's Wireless at my house and, despite random connection problems every so often, it's pretty damn quick. But if I find out that they've started to block files as well, I'll have no qualms about switching to another service.
Posted on 10/19/2007 8:54 AM Comments (27)
October 17, 2007Buzznet Movie Review: 30 Days of Night
As far as the horror genre goes, there’s nothing I look forward to less than the vampire movie. Putting aside Interview With A Vampire and The Lost Boys, I don’t like vampire movies. At all. (Though my fellow Buzznet writers are telling me that I need to see Nosferatu and The Hunger. We’ll see.)
I simply don’t find anything interesting or, more importantly, scary about them. I credit that to how stylized they’ve been portrayed, both in the romantic sense and how they’ve become a parody of themselves. I mean, really. How long has it been since the vampire genre has been reinvented? Much in the same way that 28 Days Later invigorating a mostly stale genre (though not in the best ways), 30 Days of Night is set to inject life into the vampire horror genre by re-creating a monster through realism. I attended a press screening of 30 Days of Night at the Sony Studios. (I also feel it would be a disservice to NOT mention that, despite my antics at the MTV Movie Awards last summer and despite being told I was banned for life from all Sony functions, I got to attend this screening. In three short words: neener neener neener.) I’d never attended a press screening before; every movie preview I’d seen was through Nielsen and other screeners that give out free movie tickets outside different places throughout Los Angeles. To be frank, I wasn’t expecting much. I’m not a fan of vampires (as I’ve already beat into your head) and, after having to suffer through his performance in The Black Dahlia, I’m not a fan of Josh Hartnett. Suffice to say, I was doing this simply to see what it was like and to see if David Slade (of Hard Candy fame) could replicate the success and artistic direction of the graphic novel the movie is based on. ![]() (Photo credit: Kirsty Griffin) The movie opens rather cryptically with the sight of a ragged and clearly maddened man stumbling upon the town of Barrow, Alaska. Located at one of the furthermost points north, the town experiences 30 days of night as the earth tilts on its axis away from the sun. On the eve of this yearly event, hundreds of people leave the town in a mass exodus of goodbyes and insincere hugs. It’s only 30 days, their faces seem to say. The movie, bright and nonchalant from the opening, slips into darkness as an off screen force slaughters an entire pack of sled dogs. It’s at this point that the systematic darkness and hopelessness begins to take over the film, both in sight and feel. David Slade succeeds from here on out. In this respect, he controls what you see and how you’ll experience the coming onslaught. And “onslaught” is really an understatement. As you realize that the residents of Barrow who have decided to stay behind for the month of darkness have been cut off from the outside world in every respect, the dread starts to creep in. This is not to suggest that this is an original technique; I’ve seen plenty of recent and older horror movies apply the same technique. (The Hills Have Eyes and The Silence of The Lambs first pop to mind, with their effective use of isolation and foreshadowing.) When the vampires first take to the screen, they’re all seen in passing: They’re quickly jumping from roof top to roof top, in plain view of the viewer, but unbeknownst to the characters on screen. They surround a lone man and we only see shadows as they attack him, ripping him to shreds. They scream with ferocity as they drag a wife under a house. ![]() (Photo credit: Kirsty Griffin) The first full glimpses I got of the creatures is when I realized I was not in for a typical ride at all. Like the bastard children of an Aphex Twin video, their faces are distorted, eyes pulled to the cheeks like teardrops. Mouths are disfigured and even their teeth look like nothing I’ve ever seen before. Using some ingenious make up techniques and the actors’ natural faces, I am introduced to a brand new breed of vampires. (And Danny Houston is the greatest vampire ever.) Simply put, they are not fucking around. When the rampage occurs and the vampires stop coyly jumping on roofs, the chaos is captured through use of some awe-inspiring and shocking aerial shots. The town slips into mayhem and the over-stimulation of my senses sent chills down my spine. David Slade is not taking this lightly. The survivors, stranded and confused, try their best to outsmart these creatures, but Slade has crafted a set of monsters that are intelligent, fierce, and….holy hell. They are so goddamn fast! Utilizing almost entirely physical stunts instead of CGI, they seem natural, instead of creations of a computer wizard. In addition, they speak an entirely fictional language based on “feeding and hatred,” according to Slade. ![]() (Photo Credit: Kirsty Griffin) John Hartnett and Melissa George, the leads in the movie, play a recently estranged couple who are forced to confront their own distaste for each other in the face of an existential crisis. (And, I’m shocked to admit this, but I really enjoyed them.) Does it really matter that they still have feelings for each other as the apocalypse is destroying the world around them? And make no mistake, for the town of Barrow, Alaska, 30 Days of Night strikes me as quite the nihilistic adventure. The film is gritty, egregiously violent, and leaves you with a bad feeling in your gut. Eschewing a great deal of horror movie clichés (or simply following a cliché with a "Holy-God-what-was-that?" moment), Slade instead seeks to attack you with realism: Why is it that the hero is undamaged? Why do children always end up ok? Why are the handicapped protected? Slade knows this just isn’t possible in the world we live, so be prepared to see some fairly shocking scenes. (Most notably, halfway through, a scene with a 10 year old girl that found me groaning out loud.) By shrouding the movie in darkness, you’re left unable to tell the passage of time, with the exception of small titles every so often stating what day it is and the physical changes in the characters. As I had mentioned before, this puts the director in control and Slade’s vision is ambitious and terrifying. Not that there aren’t faults with this movie; the violence is a little much at times and there is some horrific gore that’s unsettling. I think it detracted from the story a bit at times, but I suppose it’s just Slade taking the movie to it inevitable realism and nihilism at the same time. But I definitely winced at what ultimately happens at the end of the confrontation between Josh Hartnett and Danny Houston, because it’s the only bit of completely unrealistic violence in the whole movie. There are a few totally bogus lines (the 10 year old girl scene has a particularly stupid line). The acting isn’t Oscar-winning, yet I rarely found myself laughing at ridiculous lines or awkward dialogue. ![]() (Photo credit: Kirsty Griffin) I’ll say it now: 30 Days of Night is a sleeper hit. I don’t presume to know how well it will do at the box office, but this is such a fun and disturbing horror movie. By realizing that something new had to be done with the genre, David Slade has created an entire world of vampires that’s refreshing and realistic. And totally freakin’ scary.
Posted on 10/17/2007 2:01 PM Comments (22)
Why we shouldn't ignore Ann Coulter.
(My hat is tipped to Shakes, as usual, for directing me to this incredibly interesting blog piece this fine morning.)
It's become incredibly easy to dislike Ann Coulter. While legions of fanatical right-wing pundits and morons worship everything that comes out of her mouth for speaking "the truth" and "telling it like it is," I'd like to think that a good portion of the people who hear the things she says think she's a total nutcase. (She is, just in case you weren't sure.) Like clockwork, every time she comes out with a new book, she has to drum up the attention surrounding her by making egregious and ridiculous statements. She's like the annoying bully in elementary school who, when ignored, finds increasing methods to turn the class's focus right back to them. One of the key methods of combatting bullies, we're told, is to ignore them. But, after reading this fascinating editorial from Leonard Pitts at the Miami Herald, I'm going to agree: We have to stop ignoring Ann Coulter.
But this is neither here nor there:
His suggestion (and one I wholeheartedly agree with): Point out Ann Coulter's terrible logic, lack of facts, and insane bias and make fun of the asshole. So I officially dub this the "Make Fun of Ann Coulter" thread. Get on it!
Posted on 10/17/2007 10:44 AM Comments (21)
October 15, 2007Buzznet Album Review: A Wilhelm Scream - Career Suicide
I realize that there's not much you can do with the genre of punk rock; I will not declare that it's dead, because I've seen quite a few bands over the past year that continue to interest me and prove that punk can still be relevant. (The South Bay's Dangers are a prime example of that.)
What I like so much about A Wilhelm Scream isn't that they're reinventing the genre of punk that mid-90's Epitaph bands dominated. Listening to Career Suicide, I feel that AWS are more confident that they can create a melodic punk record that is intellectually challenging as well as musically impressive. ![]() It's hard to pinpoint exactly what this record sounds like. I hear Bad Religion. I hear the Descendents. And I hear a whole lot of metal. Updates from the band earlier this year claimed that their follow-up to Ruiner would be faster than anything they'd written before. They're not lying. With the opening riffs and vocals of "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz," you know that they mean business. Breakneck guitars, Nuno Pereira's rough and catchy vocals (cleverly harmonized with guitarist Trevor Reilly's back ups) grab your attention. "Mother, I sold my soul for management," Pereira sings in the chorus, and then we're all treated to a blistering solo, followed by harmonized guitar leads. Just a minute into the song and it's over. This immediately leads into "5 to 9," the album's first "single." It's not unfamiliar territory for the band; it's just so goddamn fast! What they do manage to master this time around is the art of the odd tempo. Listening to this song, the timing shifts all over the place, from one distorted riff to the next atypical chord. The chorus features the now perfected vocal duo of Pereira and Reilly, who have never sounded better. But it's the third song on Career Suicide, "The Horse," that truly represents how diverse, smart, and impressive this album is. A blinding riff stops at the opening verse: "I am just waiting in a room / I only sleep but half the time." Behind this? Newcomer Brian Robinson taps out perhaps the most ridiculous bass sweeps I've ever heard. When the guitars begin to harmonize over that, it's a moment of pure instrumental bliss. The song moves on to some beautifully sung choruses and then breaks halfway through, almost becoming a separate song again. Guitarists Reilly and Chris Levesque hold nothing back. Muted riffs, tremelos, hammer-ons, pull-offs, tapping: It's all here and gloriously strapped together. This is why Career Suicide succeeds. Instead of sounding like a tech-punk mess, Reilly's structures, coupled with some infectious vocal lines, make this speedy album sound relentless and calculated. Each lyrical line, each guitar lead, every bass run: It belongs exactly where you find it. "Jaws 3, People 0" is another perfect example of this. Pereira's drill-instructor vocal duties assault your ears (in a good way); it's clear that these boys know how to string together long passes of lyrics in such a short time. The songs are so fast and so much is stuck into every passage, but, once again, nothing is jumbled. After a midsection with 4 separate solos (!!!!!) comes one of my favorite parts of the album: Those melodic vocals I've come to adore so much.
But my favorite song? The anti-Mitt Romney jam, "Pardon Me, Thanks a Lot." The most straight-forward of all the songs, it lambasts the politician's horrific economic policies that have so negatively affected his hometown. AND IT IS SO GODDAMN CATCHY! Ok. I'll stop. But get this album. It's great to bike to. And run to. And have mosh parties and sing-a-longs in your bedroom to. Get on it!
Posted on 10/15/2007 3:14 PM Comments (10)
Another Republican gay sex scandal.
These just don't stop, do they?
By fondling him????? Sigh.
Posted on 10/15/2007 10:13 AM Comments (6)
October 14, 2007Vatican Official suspended after pretending to be gay for "church research"
Just so you guys know, I'm also going to be honest as well. I'm not really gay.
I'm just trying to find out why gay guys act the way they do. It's just research!
Posted on 10/14/2007 6:00 PM Comments (13)
October 11, 2007New NIN Remix Album available November 20th; Reznor recording next album
Really, things continue to get more and more exciting in the Nine Inch Nails camp. Head on over to NIN.com for this lengthy update from Mr. Trentypants himself:
![]()
THIS IS WONDERFUL. DOES IT GET ANY BETTER? Yes. Because now Trent's recording the follow up to Year Zero. SWOOOOOOONNNNN.
Posted on 10/11/2007 9:45 AM Comments (6)
October 11th: National Coming Out Day
Yep. I couldn't be happier that I am gay.
I first came out in the summer of 2002. I was in Hollywood with my friend Jovany and we were wandering around the city after catching Rilo Kiley at The Knitting Factory. (I still have that ticket stub at my house somewhere. I'll find it later and post the exact date.) I don't know what finally triggered the courage in me to tell the truth. I know a great deal of it was that I knew Jovany was gay and a very accepting friend. But a large part was the overwhelming unhappiness and pressure that was consuming my life. I was lonely. I was lying to myself and to my friends around me. Jovany accepted me. The next few people I told, before it spread like wildfire, were very understanding as well. But my joy didn't last long. I grew up in a very conservative area of Riverside. The population was pretty much split among Catholics, Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, and non-denominational Christians. This created a breeding ground of ignorance and homophobia. I was outed in church. I was not given the chance to have my own moment to explain myself and my feelings to people I cared about. After that moment, I lost about 75% of all my friends. People simply didn't want to talk to me anymore or have me in their life. But for the first time in my life, I simply didn't care. The friends who wanted to stay in my life were true friends. Perhaps my coming out experience was bitter sweet, but it's helped me to become who I am today. So what can you do to help your friends? Let them know that you care and that you support them, no matter what their sexual orientation is. For me, this was the most important aspect that led to me coming out. I confided in the people I knew didn't care whether I was gay or straight. I knew I could trust them. Let other people who aren't gay know that you support gay rights. Wear an equality shirt. Speak up in class if someone uses homophobic language. Attend rallies and marches for gay rights. Sure, the coming out process really depends on the individual coming out, but it always helps to have straight allies who are accepting! Most importantly, get involved! Here are a few videos I've found on various blogs further explaining the need and purpose of National Coming Out Day! Created by the Human Rights Campaign Here's TR Knight speaking for GLAAD: This final video is perhaps one of the more disturbing things I've seen. It deals with "ex-gays" who marry in order to prove they're straight. Why is this important? Because these men, who clearly have issues themselves, were scared into the closet because of the society we live in. Organizations that try turn gay men straight prove to be more damaging to every person involved. Stay aware. Stay involved. Help create a world where gay men and woman can co-exist with heterosexuals in peace. Happy Coming Out Day!
Posted on 10/11/2007 9:01 AM Comments (23)
October 9, 2007"Minorities don't become elderly the way white people do. They die first."
There was a moment after reading that where my brain simply stopped working. I expected my anger to swell or, on the other hand, my apathy to dominate my brain.
But I couldn't feel anything. About 5 seconds after this wave of nothing hit me, I just shook my head. The Chief of the Voting Section of the Civil Rights Division (US Dept. Of Justice) said the following after being asked about new legislation being pushed that would require specific Photo ID in order to vote:
If you've returned or bravely pressed on, I applaud you. Such blatant ageism and racism is known to curb motor functions for a brief period of time. Really, that's what this is. It's bad enough that Tanner supports the Photo ID bills that the GOP party is pushing so hard to pass. It's bad enough that he admits it will negatively affect elderly voters and then proceeds to not give a rat's ass. But stating that minorites die before white people? That line is do deliciously ignorant and evil that I sit here, at a loss for words, trying to understand how any human being could believe something so...... Stupid. (Hat tip to Shakes for re-posting this.)
Posted on 10/09/2007 10:05 AM Comments (20)
NIN dumped by record label; Reznor is ecstatic.
And really, after all the crap he's been through, he should be.
Swing by NIN.com to read a brief statement that was actually posted yesterday.
Last week, Radiohead announced a direct-to-fans, pay-as-you-wish album, with both a digital release and a physical package. With NIN label-less as well, are we witnessing a revolution? Are the artists finally going to turn the tide, grab the label honchos by their ties, and let them know that the power of their music is in their hands? I could not be more excited this fine Tuesday morning.
Posted on 10/09/2007 7:08 AM Comments (18)
October 8, 2007Evangelical churches using Halo 3 to convert young to Christianity.
Because, when I think of Jesus, I think of destroying the Covenant with grenades.
I'll ultimately have to agree with Nicole Belle over at Crooks and Liars, though.
Posted on 10/08/2007 10:51 AM Comments (15)
October 5, 2007Kill Zombies
There is nothing occupying my free time more than this game:
Boxhead. The goal? Kill zombies. I am warning you now: You won't stop playing this game for weeks. ![]()
Posted on 10/05/2007 7:57 PM Comments (27)
October 3, 2007Buzznet Album Review: The Weakerthans - Reunion Tour
For enjoying Winnipeg's The Weakerthans so much, I sure don't follow their updates very well. So imagine my surprise a couple months ago upon hearing that, 4 years after their last album, I'd have a new batch of Weakerthans songs.
I doubt there are many of you here on Buzznet who even know who they are, so a brief history lesson: There is a band from Canada called Propagandhi. They are perhaps the greatest living punk band in the world. John K. Samson played bass for them and sang on a few songs. (Those songs, found on Less Talk, More Rock, tend to be my favorite on that album.) Following that album, John left Propagandhi and, looking to form a more melodic band with introspective lyrical inspiration, created The Weakerthans. Voila! What do The Weakerthans sound like? That's a little harder to peg. Punk ethics mixed with pretentious-less indie. Add some folk. Add some country twang. Add incredibly heartbreaking "lyrical fictions." You're just starting to get the picture now. ![]() Reunion Tour, released September 25th on Epitaph, is a bit more upbeat than all three of its predecessors, so if this is your first listen to this band, take note: This is a (small) departure from their previous work, but not anywhere near enough of a change that it doesn't sound like them at all. The album opens with "Civil Twilight," a song about the ruminations of a lost chance. It's a mid-tempo indie jam with delayed guitar techniques and, hearing John's vocals and lyrics after a four year wait, it's a welcome sound. The chorus is full, lush, melodic, and the distorted guitar tone is epic. "Hymn of the Medical Oddity" is more familiar terroritory for the band and a favorite of mine. Featuring plucked guitar notes and a solid rhythmic beat throughout, it's an ultimately crushing song about wanting to be remembered as more than just another sick patient. John routinely bases his songs on people he's known and have passed through his life; in this case, we're introduced to a character who "idle[s] in some parking lot, smoke[s] half a smoke and ask[s] St. Boniface and St. Fratel, 'Preserve me from my past.'" John continues to sing, over more subtle bass notes and gentle guitar chords, "Make them remember me as more than a queer experiment, more than a diagram in their quarterly. Make them remember me." If this isn't enough to split your heart in two, there are many more. While lyrically, each of the songs seems to stem from a specific person or incident, it's rather satisfying how often the lyrics can instead represent something that's happened to the person who is listening to it. Take "Relative Surplus Value," for example. With riffs that reverb like a discarded Morrissey b-side, the song's midsection reminds me of forcing myself to talk "business" at jobs I've had in the past, regardless of how I actually feel that day:
Not quite. But listening to "Bigfoot," near the end, just about does. An almost entirely acoustic song about the scorn a man received for claiming to have seen Bigfoot, it doubles as a revelation for anyone who has ever felt as if no one believed them. Simply put, John has never sounded better; his voice is crystal clear, breaking through the strummed chords; yet, if you listen closely, you can hear his voice break, ever-so-subtlely, as if he's relating to us his own experience of living in a small town as a social outcast. At this point, completely captured by Reunion Tour, the batch of songs closes with the country-fueled, "Utilities." Improved by leaps and bounds from the demo I had heard of this song, this could be The Weakerthans greatest musical achievement. Slide guitars twang, basses smoothly glide along, and John sings about the desire to feel wanted, to be used, to have any sort of purpose:
I can only hope that they're one day just as respected here in the States. If you'd like to review music for Buzznet, make sure to join our Buzznet Album Reviews group and start writing your reviews! Related Groups:
Buzznet Album Reviews
Posted on 10/03/2007 4:53 PM Comments (13)
Try to wrap your head around this.
A big thank you both to Wonkette, the most hilarious political blog on the planet, and to Shakes for pointing me there before I got to my RSS feed of it.
1. Bush declares Oct. 1 Child Health Day: "Our Nation is committed to the health and well-being of our youth. … My Administration supports programs that give parents, mentors, and teachers the resources they need to help and encourage children to maintain an active and healthy way of life." 2. Bush vetoes children's health care bill Oct. 2: "President Bush on Tuesday vetoed legislation that would have extended the coverage of the State Children’s Health Insurance Program (SCHIP), objecting to the additional funding that the expansion would require. … The measure would have extended SCHIP, which was created to provide health insurance to poor children, and allowed children currently not eligible to be covered as well." ![]() EDIT: FamilyUSA released a new ad condemning Bush's veto.
Posted on 10/03/2007 10:29 AM Comments (30)
October 1, 2007It's official: Britney Spears has lost custody of her kids.
I hate linking to TMZ or even caring enough to write about this, but Brit ain't got her kids no more.
Can't say I feel sorry for her, but what a bummer to those two kids. Also, how is it a good idea to give them to Kevin Federline????? Sigh.
Posted on 10/01/2007 1:22 PM Comments (102)
New Radiohead album on October 10th; band tells fans to pay what they wish.
And I fall so deeply in love with this band all over again.
Surprising fans and the industry, Radiohead will release their 7th album, In Rainbows, on October 10th. You can preorder both the digital and vinyl versions of the album HERE. The vinyl boxset runs around $80 (and there will be no packaging waste), but you can enter in whatever price you desire for the digital download next week. Meaning you can enter $00.00. Or $20. Or whatever you feel. This is monumental. They're sure to make money from the boxset and, in releasing an album this way, they've completely taken control of their music. It's absolutely genius and we can only hope other bands (though probably bands with established followings) will follow suit. RADIOHEAD RULES YOUR LIFE.
Posted on 10/01/2007 9:58 AM Comments (14)
|
ARCHIVE
November 2009 October 2009 September 2009 August 2009 July 2009 June 2009 May 2009 April 2009 March 2009 February 2009 January 2009 December 2008 November 2008 October 2008 September 2008 August 2008 July 2008 June 2008 May 2008 April 2008 March 2008 February 2008 January 2008 December 2007 November 2007 October 2007 September 2007 August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 MY FRIENDS
breesays
Gabriel's Gonna Rollerblade SaraJane huldaholm New Age Amazon and she was Clint Eastwood Seb ™★★★ skintight Writer Writing Nothing XRIS aliblu FOLLOWERS ALL FRIENDS |















