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Movie Bob reviews Twilight

For the TL;DW crowd:

Twilight sucks. Choose urinary infection.
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girly562: 04/09/2009 6:00 PM
yes it did suck i still dont get why thay use an apple on there covers i thought it was gonna be something like death note because of the cover like the vamps need or love apples but i was dead wrong hot man boring show
samruhh.: 04/09/2009 6:33 PM
swoon. haha, i agree almost 100% with this.. it made me laugh :]
.Love.Hate.Justice.Revenge.: 04/09/2009 7:33 PM
Twilight is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I'm glad that bands like MCR and Muse decided to do not be part of this ridiculous and shitty history about vampires. I agree with everything that this guy said about 'Twilight'.
mstarz: 04/09/2009 7:54 PM
girly562 said:
yes it did suck i still dont get why thay use an apple on there covers i thought it was gonna be something like death note because of the cover like the vamps need or love apples but i was dead wrong hot man boring show
if you don't understand why they chose an apple, then you do not understand the story.
Nessi with an I: 04/09/2009 8:50 PM
"Allegedly male role" LOL

I suggest you buy that infection flowers and chocolate and say "thank you sir, for not being twilight"

Seriously, best review EVER
Nessi with an I: 04/09/2009 8:50 PM
mstarz said:

if you don't understand why they chose an apple, then you do not understand the story.
I read all the books and I still fail to see the significance of the apple on the cover.

Why don't you enlighten us?
mstarz: 04/09/2009 9:11 PM
nessalh said:
mstarz said:
if you don't understand why they chose an apple, then you do not understand the story.
I read all the books and I still fail to see the significance of the apple on the cover.

Why don't you enlighten us?
SURE.
"if you want it straight from the source herself. "The apple on the cover of Twilight represents "forbidden fruit." I used the scripture from Genesis (located just after the table of contents) because I loved the phrase "the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil." Isn't this exactly what Bella ends up with? A working knowledge of what good is, and what evil is. The nice thing about the apple is it has so many symbolic roots. You've got the apple in Snow White, one bite and you're frozen forever in a state of not-quite-death... Then you have Paris and the golden apple in Greek mythologylook how much trouble that started. Apples are quite the versatile fruit. In the end, I love the beautiful simplicity of the picture. To me it says: choice."

it's very simple, Nessa, Bella is the apple, a fragile forbidden fruit to Edward, and with a bite he could destroy her, but he doesn't because it's his "choice" to have her with him.
Nessi with an I: 04/09/2009 9:13 PM
That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Of course, I would expect nothing less from Stephanie Meyer. I'm off to read a real book now.
mstarz: 04/09/2009 9:16 PM
nessalh said:
That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Of course, I would expect nothing less from Stephanie Meyer. I'm off to read a real book now.
fantastic, you're welcome.
Nessi with an I: 04/09/2009 9:17 PM
LOL
mstarz: 04/09/2009 9:22 PM
nessalh said:
LOL
i thought you were reading a "real book?"
Neville Longass: 04/09/2009 9:33 PM
I saw the movie with some of my besties. It was fucking hilarious. :D
cheimaphobia: 04/09/2009 9:49 PM
amazing.
rockon217: 04/09/2009 9:50 PM
this is so fucking funny i love this guy. hahaha and i totally agree with what hes saying.
milirevenge: 04/09/2009 10:18 PM
This was hilarious! So true, by the way.
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